Three old football fans
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams.The first one asks, "Oh Lord when will England next win the World Cup?"
God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Forest next win the European Cup?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Derby win the Premier League?".
God answers, "I'll be dead by then!"
